For kicks, I have re-worded the song, A Few of My Favorite Things. Enjoy!
Bobbing and weaving when driving the freeway,
Last minute lane change where there is no leeway,
Slamming on brakes, making the rotors sing,
These are a few things the holidays bring.
Getting distracted when lights are not changing,
Picking your nose and glove box re-arranging,
Texting while driving, just hear the chine bing,
These are a few things the holidays bring!
Jammed up tail lights!
Road rage gun fights!
Crashed cars make me sad.
Please leave me some room as the motor cars zoom,
And then I won’t feel so bad!
Mother's Finest Bulldogs 