Tangled Tongue Day

Try this tongue twister, and enjoy the dog-related bonus quote for a laugh . . .

The rude dude, Jude, and his crude brood spewed, which put me in a very hued mood, making it nearly impossible to change my ‘tude. And even after I shooed, stewed and felt renewed, my subdued mood was misconstrued. Now I conclude, I should have sued, but retaining a lawyer left me feeling screwed. It wasn’t justice he pursued. He was the catalyst of our family’s feud by presenting evidence that was really skewed. No need to wonder why I came unglued. Perhaps I’m hangry and need some food.